What if Captain were to marry Snippy?
Anonymous

HAH. SNIPPY? MARRY CAPTAIN? HE ISN’T WORTHY ENOUGH TO MARRY CAPTAIN. EVEN CAPTAIN KNOWS THIS. WHO WOULD WANT TO MARRY SNIPPY ANYWAYS.

PILOT. DO NOT INSULT THE WAYS OF THE RUBBER DUCK. >:(

I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT YOU UGLY SHOE!

Mr. Pilot, If I must be a shoe, could I be a Converse high top? :D

NO. YOU SHOES ARE REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES TODAY. I THINK ITS TIME FOR SOME SHOE DISCIPLINE NOW.

i`ve heard that Engie is Captain`s new favorite! :o i hope this is ok with you

ENGIE? FAVORITE? PLEASE SHOE DONT MAKE ME LAUGH! CAPTAIN SIMPLY NEEDS SOMEONE TO CARRY HIS SACRED COLLECTION OF SHOES. ENGIE IS NOTHING MORE BUT A GIGGLY BOOB!

Why do I have to be a shoe?
Anonymous

BECAUSE I SAID SO.

What happened to Mr. Kitty Hawk?
Anonymous

IT SEEMS HE HAS WANDERED OFF BY HIMSELF AFTER THE UNEXPECTED GUEST INCIDENT.

Which kind of talking shoe is your favorite kind?

THE ONES THAT DON’T TALK BACK.

Why a shoe and not something like... a lamp or a rubber ducky?

BECAUSE LAMPS ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND RUBBER DUCKS ARE JUST PLAIN TROUBLE.

I want to be a banana.

TOO BAD. YOU’RE A SHOE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

Pilot, why haven't you been answering questions? :(
Anonymous

CALM DOWN SHOE I AM ANSWERING THEM AS FAST AS I CAN OK