What if you, by some strange work of magic, MET YOURSELF FROM THREE SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE?

ZEE SECRETS OF ZEE FUTURE! THEY SHALL BE MINE!

what would you do if the annoying orange talking to you like that: Hey! Hey! Hey Pilot! Hey! Hey! Hey Pilot! Hey! Hey! Hey Pilot! Hey! Hey! Hey Pilot!
Anonymous

ZEE ORANGE! IT MUST BE ANOTHER ABOMINATION OF ZEE WASTELAND…

THIS PESTILENCE! IT MUST BE DESTROYEEEEEED!

what would you do if you found out captain and snippy were one and the same? come to think of it, have you ever seen them together?

BAH, OF COURSE THEY ARE DIFFERENT! CAPTAIN IS CAPTAIN AND SNIPPY IS SNIPPY! I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCES! AND SURE, I THINK I’VE SEEN THEM TOGETHER… I MEAN, PROBABLY. WHAT, NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME ALL THE ROCKS AND THE SKELETONS AND THE LIGHT POSTS DON’T TALK, EITHER! OH, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY TELL ME THAT KITTYHAWK WAS JUST A STUFFED ANIMAL, TOO! AND THEN WHAT, THAT ZEE GOVERNER CANT RAISE AN ARMY TO STOP ZEE UPRISING?PSSH, SILLY SHOES…

hey pilot u somtimrs say that u and the captein flew sohing together when was that pleas answer me i realy like u but im so frustrated about youre past please tell me kiss
Anonymous

YES! I TOOK ZEE CAPTAIN IN A FLYING COW! BUT THE COW CRASHED… CAPTAIN SAVED ME, THOUGH! HE IS THE UNIVERSES MANIFEST!

Hey pilot, are you scared of slenderman?

PILOT IS SCARED OF NOTHING!

HOWEVER…

Want to be a new artist for ask-snippy? Contest time!

ask-snippy:

Okay, so for clarification, I, “Charles,” am the head blogrunner for Snipster here. Meg is the other one that makes updates and stuff sometimes, and Cartagia over from ask-annet is also an admin for reasons.

Well, bad news. Meg and I both have our senior year ahead of us, which means college applications and jobs and other general life nonsense that will prevent much time for updating, and Carty’s busy with ask-annet and her own life. What does that mean for you guys?

Unless we get a new artist to start doing answers, we’re going to be ask-snippy-less! Things have been at a crawl lately, so maybe nobody will even pick this up. Maybe, but here’s a chance for all of you who want a shot at being a new ask-artist!

I thought about handpicking an artist myself from my friends, but really, that’s not fair, is it? Thus, we hold a contest for the new blogrunner!

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ZEE EPICNESS OF ZEE STREAM OF LIVE! EPICNESSSSSSS!

ZEE EPICNESS OF ZEE STREAM OF LIVE! EPICNESSSSSSS!

((OOC: LIVESTREAM :D))

ask-photoshop:

SCREEEEEECH GROWL RAAAAWNR GRPMF!

((Fortunately I wasn’t down there when it happened!))

YAY! I SAVED YUU :3

Pilot, are you secretly a ninja?

THERE IS NO SECRET ABOUT ME BEING A NINJA!